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sushinfood:

how do children EXIST

(Source: toocooltobehipster, via condom)

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168611
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3 minutes ago

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

(via condom)

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231064
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9 minutes ago

linsdaylohan:

where is their academy award

(via dorkydanny)

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35595
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17 minutes ago

surprisebitch:

i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me

(Source: surprisebitch, via dorkydanny)

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178089
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19 minutes ago

telapathetic:

telapathetic:

*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?

image

(Source: telapathetic, via masturbaking)

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223211
Posted
5 hours ago

horror movie opening scene

white girl:i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy:come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl:you're just trying to scare me.
white boy:lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl:babe what that??
white boy:i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl:zack!!!
white boy:ha ha just kidding!
white girl:asshole!
white boy:im just playin babe
white girl:that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy:i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl:zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl:ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl:ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen:BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
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5 hours ago

meladoodle:

BREAKING NEWS: more shark attacks during shark week because they all think we’re saying ‘shark weak’ and it upsets them

(Source: meladoodle, via scarecrows)

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145835
Posted
5 hours ago

haleycue:

pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

Dying

(via gnarly)

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377236
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6 hours ago

deerhoof:

nosdrinker:

WHY WPULD YOU DRAFT A TACKLE WHEN YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A QUARTERBACK I HATE THIS TEAM

i too hate this team. they are doing the sports all wrong. look at that ball! pass it? don’t touch it with your feet or hands. come on. let’s go team

(via j5h)

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2589
Posted
6 hours ago
ruinedchildhood:

bitches came over, yeah we threw a party

ruinedchildhood:

bitches came over, yeah we threw a party

(Source: allthings-ovo, via ruinedchildhood)

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87682
Posted
6 hours ago

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

(Source: thiccthot, via callmeoniisan)

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147451
Posted
6 hours ago

kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

(via callmeoniisan)

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53636
Posted
6 hours ago
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